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1 Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved. | |
2 Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be | |
3 found in the LICENSE file. | |
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6 This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make | |
7 any modification below this line. | |
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11 Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit: | |
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13 CHÄPTER 1: | |
14 It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at | |
15 occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which | |
16 swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along | |
17 the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that | |
18 struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. | |
19 | |
20 It was a Domo-Kun. | |
21 | |
22 "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. | |
23 | |
24 Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the | |
25 waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, | |
26 no matter how burnt," he snickered. | |
27 | |
28 The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors. | |
29 | |
30 CHAPTER 2: | |
31 The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. | |
32 The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles | |
33 with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, | |
34 like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as | |
35 his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of | |
36 images coming from the past flowed through his mind. | |
37 | |
38 "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly | |
39 overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about | |
40 when the fan was last cleaned. | |
41 | |
42 There was a poignant pause. | |
43 | |
44 CHAPTER 3: | |
45 Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he | |
46 began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done | |
47 that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. | |
48 Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable | |
49 horror that had occurred just the week before. | |
50 | |
51 Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like | |
52 adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. | |
53 | |
54 CHAPTER 4: | |
55 The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He | |
56 wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with | |
57 a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple? Probably. | |
58 | |
59 CHAPTER 5: | |
60 Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, | |
61 well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized tha
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62 life goes on. | |
63 | |
64 TRUISMS (1978-1983) | |
65 JENNY HOLZER | |
66 A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY | |
67 A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS | |
68 A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER | |
69 A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF | |
70 A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD | |
71 A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN | |
72 NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN | |
73 AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS | |
74 IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF | |
75 BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL | |
76 AM NOT | |
77 ARE TOO | |
78 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY | |
79 AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS | |
80 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT | |
81 I'm really tempted to change something above the line. | |
82 Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!! | |
83 PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. | |
84 WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY | |
85 | |
86 I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves... | |
87 What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake. | |
88 | |
89 Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop. | |
90 WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB | |
91 | |
92 I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want. | |
93 | |
94 This sentence is false. | |
95 | |
96 Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder. | |
97 | |
98 I'm the best at space. | |
99 | |
100 The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. | |
101 * | |
102 * | |
103 * | |
104 Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for | |
105 the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is | |
106 madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down | |
107 into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in | |
108 the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge | |
109 is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is | |
110 still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar. | |
111 * | |
112 * | |
113 * | |
114 | |
115 I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes | |
116 * | |
117 This is a line to test and try uploading a cl. | |
118 | |
119 And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on | |
120 the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And | |
121 lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower | |
122 and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had | |
123 been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great | |
124 sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build | |
125 any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the | |
126 bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many | |
127 seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines, | |
128 and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon | |
129 their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas. | |
130 | |
131 As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again... | |
132 However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid. | |
133 | |
134 Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. | |
135 | |
136 A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D | |
137 And one more for sizes.py... | |
138 | |
139 Sigh. | |
140 | |
141 It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplai
n, he fell madly in love with him. | |
142 | |
143 Cool whitespace change for git-cl land | |
144 | |
145 Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts. | |
146 | |
147 If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. | |
148 | |
149 sigh | |
150 sigher | |
151 pick up cls | |
152 | |
153 In the BUILD we trust. | |
154 ^_^ | |
155 | |
156 In the masters we don't. | |
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