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| 1 Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved. |
| 2 Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be |
| 3 found in the LICENSE file. |
| 4 |
| 5 |
| 6 This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make |
| 7 any modification below this line. |
| 8 |
| 9 ====================================================================== |
| 10 |
| 11 Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit: |
| 12 |
| 13 CHÄPTER 1: |
| 14 It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at |
| 15 occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which |
| 16 swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along |
| 17 the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that |
| 18 struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. |
| 19 |
| 20 It was a Domo-Kun. |
| 21 |
| 22 "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. |
| 23 |
| 24 Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the |
| 25 waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, |
| 26 no matter how burnt," he snickered. |
| 27 |
| 28 The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors. |
| 29 |
| 30 CHAPTER 2: |
| 31 The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. |
| 32 The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles |
| 33 with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, |
| 34 like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as |
| 35 his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of |
| 36 images coming from the past flowed through his mind. |
| 37 |
| 38 "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly |
| 39 overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about |
| 40 when the fan was last cleaned. |
| 41 |
| 42 There was a poignant pause. |
| 43 |
| 44 CHAPTER 3: |
| 45 Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he |
| 46 began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done |
| 47 that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. |
| 48 Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable |
| 49 horror that had occurred just the week before. |
| 50 |
| 51 Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like |
| 52 adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. |
| 53 |
| 54 CHAPTER 4: |
| 55 The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He |
| 56 wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with |
| 57 a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple? Probably. |
| 58 |
| 59 CHAPTER 5: |
| 60 Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, |
| 61 well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized tha
t |
| 62 life goes on. |
| 63 |
| 64 TRUISMS (1978-1983) |
| 65 JENNY HOLZER |
| 66 A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY |
| 67 A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS |
| 68 A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER |
| 69 A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF |
| 70 A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD |
| 71 A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN |
| 72 NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN |
| 73 AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS |
| 74 IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF |
| 75 BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL |
| 76 AM NOT |
| 77 ARE TOO |
| 78 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY |
| 79 AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS |
| 80 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT |
| 81 I'm really tempted to change something above the line. |
| 82 Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!! |
| 83 PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. |
| 84 WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY |
| 85 |
| 86 I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves... |
| 87 What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake. |
| 88 |
| 89 Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop. |
| 90 WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB |
| 91 |
| 92 I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want. |
| 93 |
| 94 This sentence is false. |
| 95 |
| 96 Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder. |
| 97 |
| 98 I'm the best at space. |
| 99 |
| 100 The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. |
| 101 * |
| 102 * |
| 103 * |
| 104 Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for |
| 105 the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is |
| 106 madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down |
| 107 into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in |
| 108 the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge |
| 109 is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is |
| 110 still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar. |
| 111 * |
| 112 * |
| 113 * |
| 114 |
| 115 I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes |
| 116 * |
| 117 This is a line to test and try uploading a cl. |
| 118 |
| 119 And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on |
| 120 the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And |
| 121 lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower |
| 122 and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had |
| 123 been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great |
| 124 sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build |
| 125 any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the |
| 126 bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many |
| 127 seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines, |
| 128 and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon |
| 129 their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas. |
| 130 |
| 131 As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again... |
| 132 However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid. |
| 133 |
| 134 Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. |
| 135 |
| 136 A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D |
| 137 And one more for sizes.py... |
| 138 |
| 139 Sigh. |
| 140 |
| 141 It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplai
n, he fell madly in love with him. |
| 142 |
| 143 Cool whitespace change for git-cl land |
| 144 |
| 145 Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts. |
| 146 |
| 147 If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. |
| 148 |
| 149 sigh |
| 150 sigher |
| 151 pick up cls |
| 152 |
| 153 In the BUILD we trust. |
| 154 ^_^ |
| 155 |
| 156 In the masters we don't. |
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